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Priceless
当三岁的屁孩严肃地对他老子提出中肯的批评后，他老子从善如流，当天就从Costco拉回一车近800磅的木头，要搭一个McLean最豪华的playset向儿子表忠心。孩子他妈和孩子他姥姥基于对旺旺爸的极度不信任，非常委婉地提出是不是可以“rent a (most likely Mexican) husband”来完成这个项目。旺旺爸基于对困难估计的严重不足，决定。。。
Wood Playset from Costco: $1299 + tax
Tools from Home Depot: $172
10 years from now, proudly told the piglet that his old man broke his back building the now-totally-rotten-playset for him:: Priceless
如果，万一，但凡有那么一天，老子真的完成了这个Mission Impossible，那应该是这个样子的：
打开盒子后，才满世界的找后悔药：
从这些木头到“mission impossible”统共有三十又七步，有说明书为证：
礼拜六早上干到礼拜天晚上，骄傲地完成了第一到第四步：
礼拜二下班到礼拜三半天，终于前进到了第七步，欧也！
小小的picnic table：
“To be continued…”
一个礼拜的beach time，主楼建设完成。
旺旺装模作样来和老爸抢功劳。。。
Who is Raven Symone dating
Why is everybody else in the mankind(not you, of surely) demanding to “match” up Raven-Symone(in their crazy fantasies) w/ some of the wildest celebrities that ever Who is Raven Symone dating existed?
Start, she has MORE tastes(and much HIGHER standards) in men, and by over “matching” her up w/ such hard-to-describe guys like those two, that honestly shows impudence an eye to her life, her family, and her fans!
OK, whoever “THUMBS-DOWN”-ed me has been reading too much Vibe or other rap-music-based magazines to distinguish the ACTUALITY!
She’s rather be dating Tahj Mowry(the younger bro of Tia and Tamera) or Evan Ross than some Tupac Shakur “clone”!…now THAT’S the fact!
Contemporarily please characterize as of some GENUINE guys she should date!…NO rappers!
And, BTW, she’s stil a virgin!…and wants to Who is Raven Symone dating emulate the Jonas Brothers in the service of their “sterile” lives and “no-dating-until-marriage” rules!